yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

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2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

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fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

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partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:okay
me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:no
partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:no
partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: bastardalayne, via fake-mermaid)

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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